Even if no one wants to know this, it made me LOL.Rowedog wrote:Plus, it wasn't a very enjoyable experience - for either of us. He didn't enjoy it at all, he actually tucked back up into his sheath, so I had to stick my fingers up in there and... You know what? No one wants to know this.
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Oh my god, this is just hilariously horrifying.And my personal favourite (everyone is horrified when I tell them this): I once cleaned my horse's penis. No joke. They made us do it for pony club. They handed us a pair of latex gloves and some baby oil and told us to get rid of all the smegma. Afer it was done I felt like taking us both to a rape crisis centre. Poor, poor Gordy...
I don't know if this is shocking or not; it might be. I'm actually quite an accomplished thief. And what do I steal? Food! I live in an on-campus apartment where I am allowed to eat two free meals per week at any on-campus dining center. When I go in for one of my free meals, I bring bowls and plastic baggies with me and load them up with food---pizza, burgers, sandwiches, pasta. All that healthy stuff. Why not, right? It's FREE. So I put the food in my backpack and walk on out of there with a smile on my face.
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April! I am a secret thief too!
Only I steal makeup. That I don't want to buy because I probably won't use it much. And it's not very often. My boyfriend actually doesn't like me wearing makeup because he likes to hug and kiss me a lot and he hates the smell of it on my face, so I don't wear it that often. But every now and then I see a cute color palette at Target or Walmart and I'll just put it up my sleeve instead of paying the $10. I only do this with cheap makeup. If I need the more expensive stuff I will just cough up the money. Which is completely illogical thinking for a thief.
Only I steal makeup. That I don't want to buy because I probably won't use it much. And it's not very often. My boyfriend actually doesn't like me wearing makeup because he likes to hug and kiss me a lot and he hates the smell of it on my face, so I don't wear it that often. But every now and then I see a cute color palette at Target or Walmart and I'll just put it up my sleeve instead of paying the $10. I only do this with cheap makeup. If I need the more expensive stuff I will just cough up the money. Which is completely illogical thinking for a thief.
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Damn ... guilty as well. But with the expensive stuff, because of my budgetRiceKrispy wrote:April! I am a secret thief too!
Only I steal makeup. That I don't want to buy because I probably won't use it much. And it's not very often. My boyfriend actually doesn't like me wearing makeup because he likes to hug and kiss me a lot and he hates the smell of it on my face, so I don't wear it that often. But every now and then I see a cute color palette at Target or Walmart and I'll just put it up my sleeve instead of paying the $10. I only do this with cheap makeup. If I need the more expensive stuff I will just cough up the money. Which is completely illogical thinking for a thief.
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Man what a bunch of thiefs around here
Am I the only honorable person here?
I'm one of those people that if it's a long trip in the car I'm asleep two seconds out of the driveway.It doesen't matter if I slept 13 hrs before the trip...as soon as the car hits the road I'll put my head to the side and than I'm Zzzzzzzz.
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I'm one of those people that if it's a long trip in the car I'm asleep two seconds out of the driveway.It doesen't matter if I slept 13 hrs before the trip...as soon as the car hits the road I'll put my head to the side and than I'm Zzzzzzzz.
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I worked at a bookstore years ago and I used to steal books.Earth2Mama wrote:Damn ... guilty as well. But with the expensive stuff, because of my budgetRiceKrispy wrote:April! I am a secret thief too!
Only I steal makeup. That I don't want to buy because I probably won't use it much. And it's not very often. My boyfriend actually doesn't like me wearing makeup because he likes to hug and kiss me a lot and he hates the smell of it on my face, so I don't wear it that often. But every now and then I see a cute color palette at Target or Walmart and I'll just put it up my sleeve instead of paying the $10. I only do this with cheap makeup. If I need the more expensive stuff I will just cough up the money. Which is completely illogical thinking for a thief.Oh and hair stuff (pins, scrunchies, ties, etc.) - it's gotten worse since my teen years.
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Rod...I think you may be the only one here who doesn't steal. Or clean horse penises.
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Yeah I seem to miss out on all the funOrangeSky wrote:Rod...I think you may be the only one here who doesn't steal. Or clean horse penises.
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Or ... maybe you just need a good teacher/partner in crimekilljoy wrote:Yeah I seem to miss out on all the funOrangeSky wrote:Rod...I think you may be the only one here who doesn't steal. Or clean horse penises.![]()
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Well I hate to say it....but I'm a goody goodyEarth2Mama wrote:Or ... maybe you just need a good teacher/partner in crimekilljoy wrote:Yeah I seem to miss out on all the funOrangeSky wrote:Rod...I think you may be the only one here who doesn't steal. Or clean horse penises.![]()
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Don't feel too bad I am too. I stole a skip it once when I was like seven and a Scuba Steve the other day. The Scuba Steve was a complete accident and I felt horrible when I realized my son had it and I didn't notice it. Although I'll be completely honest and say the reason I don't do it is I'm terrified of getting caught.killjoy wrote: Well I hate to say it....but I'm a goody goodyI don't have it in me to be bad.The worst thing I've ever done in my life....and only thing law breaking...is that I once got a speeding ticket about fourteen years ago.That's the extent of my criminal record
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