January 24, 2000, 10:30 a.m.
Mescalero Indian Reservation
Brivari blinked at the young man smoldering in front of him, and it took him a moment to figure out why River Dog's grandson would be bristling with anger. Of course, he thought heavily. Of course they would think the business this weekend was his doing. It certainly looked that way.
"By 'stunt', I presume you mean the 'sighting'," Brivari said.
"Of course I mean the 'sighting'," Eddie retorted. "But what I really mean is the way you roped him into it. I don't care what you do with your kids, but River Dog's too old to be leading them around on a leash. Stop asking him to put himself out there for you and do it yourself, for a change."
"I should have," Brivari agreed.
"You're darned right you should have," Eddie said hotly, not the least bit appeased by agreement. "He says he offered, and you took him up on it, but frankly, I don't see the difference. You know how old he is. He's done and done for you, he's kept his promises, kept his word. He doesn't owe you a thing. Just leave him alone, and stop dragging him—"
"Eddie."
Eddie's tirade came to an abrupt halt as River Dog appeared behind him. "Grandfather...I'm sorry," he said stiffly, sounding anything but. "I didn't mean to wake you."
"You did a good enough job of it for someone not meaning to," River Dog said dryly. "Leave us."
"You have my word I will not ask anything of him," Brivari said quickly when Eddie's eyes flashed toward him. "Not a thing."
"Yeah, right," Eddie muttered.
"Enough," River Dog said firmly. "You act like I was pressed into service. I wasn't. And I'm not going to argue this with you again," he continued when Eddie began to do just that. "Not now. Don't you have work to do outside?"
Eddie hesitated for a moment before throwing a furious look Brivari's way and stalking out of the house, banging the door behind him for good measure. "I apologize for his temper," River Dog said, easing himself slowly onto a chair. "He is young and impetuous."
"He's also right," Brivari said. "You've done enough for me, far more than you ever agreed to."
"I fulfilled my promise," River Dog said. "And helped save a life."
"And I'm eternally grateful for both," Brivari said, taking a seat across from him. "But what happened this weekend didn't involve your promise and wasn't an emergency. I'm sorry you got involved."
"I'm not," River Dog shrugged, "despite my grandson's temper. I'm not as bad off as he believes."
But you're worse off than you think, Brivari thought sadly, noting the stiffness in his friend's legs, his hunched posture, the fatigue in his face. River Dog had spent far too much time lately hiking through the woods, and his body was showing the strain. That this latest trip was courtesy of Jaddo was maddening, and it smarted to have to take responsibility for that.
"So," River Dog said, "that was quite a gathering. I was expecting only Michael and myself, not the others, and certainly not the sheriff. What was he doing there?"
"He suspects my Wards are...'different'," Brivari said. "He followed them into the woods."
"As my grandson followed me," River Dog nodded, "despite my telling him not to. He's improving; I never heard him. The young these days, they tromp around in 'sneakers', making enough noise to wake the dead. It's a good thing they no longer have to hunt for food, or they'd starve."
Brivari smiled faintly. "The older generation always says things like that about the younger generation. Even where I come from."
"So some things are constants," River Dog noted. "Did the sheriff pose a problem?"
Brivari shook his head. "By the time he arrived, there was nothing to see."
"And did they recognize what you left them? They didn't seem to when I was there."
"They knew it was from the cave," Brivari said. "But they don't know what it means."
"And yet he did," River Dog murmured. "Michael, I mean, after he recovered from his illness. He seemed to know what your cave painting meant. I gather you were trying to jog his memory?"
In a damned stupid way, Brivari thought privately. "Yes," he said out loud. "Or at least to point him toward one part of the painting in the hopes they would focus on it. Whether that actually occurs remains to be seen."
"So we were successful," River Dog said, "at least as far as them seeing what you wanted them to." He glanced back toward the door his grandson had just stormed through. "You have a difficult job ahead of you, Nasedo. Teaching the young is exhausting. That's why I offered to help you. When it comes to parenting, it appears you could use some guidance."
" 'Parenting'," Brivari said ironically. "I never claimed to be a parent."
" 'Teacher', then," River Dog amended. "Regardless, you seem to be in as much of a quandary as your charges. Take Michael, for example. He is eager and frightened at the same time, and angry too, although that might have something to do with the man who was bellowing at him the first night I visited his home."
"His foster father," Brivari nodded. "His first foster home was stable, his second not so much. The other two fared much better."
"I can see that," River Dog said. "Michael has a need for a father. He thought I might be his father, or that I might be...you."
"A logical conclusion, given how much you know."
"I broke my ankle on the walk to the cave," River Dog continued, "or sprained it, at least. He healed it."
Brivari, who had winced at the announcement that River Dog had injured himself, blinked. "He...you mean 'Michael'? Michael healed your ankle?"
"Yes," River Dog answered. "He just reached down and put his hand on it, and...then it was better." He paused. "You sound surprised."
"Well...yes," Brivari admitted. "I didn't know he could do that."
"He had no healing stones," River Dog said thoughtfully. "But the injury was much less severe than my father's, or your illness, or his own, so I assumed he didn't need them."
Apparently not, Brivari thought. Only Zan had shown evidence of being able to heal, but certainly all of them technically should be able to. "I'm sorry you were injured," Brivari said, "and I'm glad he was able to help you. How is that the other two weren't with you?"
"I wasn't expecting the others," River Dog said. "I only approached Michael."
"Why?" Brivari asked, puzzled.
River Dog stared at him a moment. "Because you asked me to."
"I asked you to?" Brivari echoed. "How so?"
"At the cave," River Dog answered. "When I offered to help."
Oh, dear, Brivari thought heavily. River Dog had indeed offered to help, and many times over, but at no point had Brivari expressed a preference for Rath. Was this the beginnings of what the humans termed "senility", the path Emily Proctor had started down, where memory dimmed or disappeared altogether? "I see," he said gently, not wanting to call attention to the fact that his friend appeared to be slipping.
"You were quite explicit," River Dog said, as though sensing his doubt. "You told me to bring only Michael, because he was the one who remembered...didn't you?"
"That was a long night for all of us," Brivari said, sidestepping the fact that he had never said anything of the sort. "Michael's illness, coupled with—"
"No, no," River Dog said. "Not then. I'm talking about the last time we spoke at the cave, just last week."
Brivari's mouth opened, then closed. "Last...week?"
"Yes," River Dog nodded. "The morning after the sighting. I knew it was real because I'd seen it before, and went up to the cave to see if you were there."
"And...was I?"
"Of course you were," River Dog said, sounding suspiciously like he'd reached the same conclusion about Brivari that Brivari had just reached about him. "You were staring at the cave painting, so lost in thought that you didn't even hear me coming. That's not like you."
Because it wasn't me, Brivari thought as several odd details suddenly clicked into place. "I should say not," he said, struggling to keep his voice even. "I must have been in quite a state."
"You were certainly preoccupied," River Dog allowed. "The children were not responding to your signal. That's when I offered to fetch them, and you told me to bring only Michael and to come alone, a request I didn't comply with completely. I hope that did not cause a problem. I told Eddie to stay in the truck, but—"
"No, no, that's all right," Brivari said quickly, a cold fury burning in his stomach. "He was right to accompany you, and right to follow you into the woods. I...I should not have asked that of you. I apologize." He rose suddenly. "I must be going, but I'll return soon. I'm sorry I put you in that position. It won't happen again."
"You didn't put me in that position, Nasedo," River Dog said gently. "I offered to help. You merely took me up on my offer."
"I certainly did," Brivari said darkly. "Please, get some rest. I'll be back."
Brivari hurried outside, the cold fury inside now twice the heat of the stare River Dog's grandson gave him on the way past. He hadn't been anywhere near the cave right after the sighting, had not even been in the state. There was going to be hell to pay.
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FBI Field Office,
Santa Fe
"So that's two sheet cakes, one white, one marble, and two bowls of punch," Kathleen Topolsky said, scribbling on a pad. "Plus paper plates, cups, and napkins, forks for the cake...anything I forgot?"
"I think we should have plastic cups for the punch," Donna suggested. "Those paper ones look like they came from the bathroom."
"Plastic cups," Topolsky murmured, scribbling.
"I think the party should have a theme," Lisa announced.
"It has a theme," Topolsky said. "It's a birthday."
"No, I mean a real theme," Lisa said, "like maybe Mexican? We could get some sombreros, maybe a burro—"
"A burro?" Topolsky echoed. "In an FBI office?"
"Not a real burro, of course," Lisa clarified. "I meant one of those cardboard cutouts."
"And we could put up Mexican themed decorations!" Donna added, warming to the idea. "Maybe even have a piñata!"
Topolsky blinked. "A piñata? At an FBI agent's birthday party?"
"Sure!" Donna enthused. "We could fill it with little plastic squirt guns, and then run around squirting each other..."
The image of FBI agents in suits squirting each other with tiny squirt guns caused Topolsky to tune out entirely. How had a simple birthday party for another agent turned into a fiasco? An even better question was how had a birthday party for another agent turned into her problem? Donna and Lisa were secretaries, or rather "administrative assistants", the new term for "secretary", which was considered old-fashioned and sexist even though their actual duties had not changed. It was an admin's job to plan social events like this one, so why had they come to her?
"I'm sorry, I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing here," Topolsky interrupted as the proposed piñata ballooned to one the size of a burro now stuffed with squirt guns and candy. "The two of you seem to have this in hand, so I really don't think I'm adding anything to the process."
"I...oh," Donna faltered. "Well...we just thought you might have...."
"Some ideas," Lisa finished. "See, we usually plan agents' parties all by ourselves, and this time we thought it might be nice to get another agent's input."
Because "this time" the agent in question is a woman, Topolsky thought sourly. That was how she had wound up sucked into a discussion of buttercream versus whipped cream frosting and piñatas. "I see," she said, seeing far more than she wanted to. "Then my 'input' is that I sincerely doubt Agent Darrow would enjoy the kind of party you're proposing. I think cake and punch would be just fine."
"But that's what we always do!" Lisa protested. "We wanted to do something different this time, you know, kind of mix it up a bit."
"We've tried before, but no one seemed to like it," Donna admitted. "We were hoping you could help."
In other words, you were hoping I'd agree with you because I'm a woman. "Love to," Topolsky smiled. "Here's my two cents' worth. Agent Darrow is a 54 year-old man without a trace of Mexican ancestry who wouldn't appreciate a birthday party which involves attacking a paper animal hanging from the ceiling with sticks and dousing other agents with water, not to mention that water would ruin anything on anyone's desk, drycleanable suits, the carpet, and just about anything else in sight. Stick to the cake and punch."
"That's not very helpful," Donna said doubtfully.
"Yes, well, the definition of 'helpful' is not 'anything you want', now is it?" Topolsky handed her scribbled list to the wide-eyed Donna and smiled at the scowling Lisa. "Now, if you ladies would excuse me, I have work to do."
Topolsky walked away with as much dignity as she could muster, doing her best to ignore the mutterings which accompanied her exit. It was nice to be liked, but it was better to be respected, and sometimes you had to choose between the two. She was an agent, not an admin; respect had to come first. She had to fight the fact that people didn't see her as an agent every single day, so she'd just have to keep hammering away at the immoveable object of people's expectations of a woman, keep drawing the line between agent and other and making it clear she was agent, and that her work consisted of more than frosting and piñatas. One of these days, they'd get it. Maybe not in her lifetime, but they'd get it.
Back at her cubicle, Topolsky sank into her chair and surveyed her "to do" list. I have work to do. That statement was something of a joke. While Stevens' decision to declare that the assignment in Roswell had revealed nothing of interest had benefited her, there was no getting around the fact that he knew what had actually happened. He couldn't come down too hard on her without giving away the fiction, so while she hadn't been banished to a filing room, she had been assigned desk duty, which meant lots of fact-checking and follow-up which agents in the field didn't have time for. It was slow, boring work which she rationalized by telling herself that someone had done this for her during those few glorious weeks she'd been in the field. It helped that no one seemed to know the circumstances behind her exit from Roswell, something of a miracle in a world where news traveled fast and a testament to Stevens' ability to keep his mouth shut. Granted that discretion was necessary to cover his own ass, but she was grateful for it all the same. It was much easier to endure her current circumstances when everyone thought she had merely been recalled.
Her phone rang. Topolsky sighed as she picked it up; probably a source returning a call or another agent with more for her "to do". "Agent Topolsky," she said crisply, with a slight emphasis on the word "agent" just in case the caller allowed the female voice to cancel out the title.
"Kathleen? Pamela. They're here!"
Topolsky's heart clutched. "Be right there." A second later she bolted out of her chair, only to return and fumble in her top desk drawer for a mirror. It wouldn't do to go charging up there looking disheveled, and she doubled-checked her hair clasp and hastily added another coat of lipstick before scurrying to the elevator, punching the buttons impatiently and praying no one else would join her. They didn't, and she used the six floor ride to smooth both her skirt and her mind. By the time the door opened on the seventh floor, she was as ready as she was ever going to be. Agent Stevens' admin, Pamela, was standing in the doorway to Stevens' office when she darted out of the elevator, and Stevens looked up from his desk and paused.
"Agent Topolsky? What are you doing here?"
"I sent for her," Pamela said. "I figured you'd want her here."
"Oh you did, did you?"
"Of course, sir," Pamela said with a perfectly straight face. "She has the most in depth knowledge of the area."
Stevens raised an eyebrow while the two other agents in his office exchanged glances and Topolsky crossed her fingers that she'd be allowed to stay. Finally Stevens beckoned with one hand.
"Come. Hurry up. We're late."
Topolsky threw Pamela a look of sheer gratitude. Pam had gone out of her way to keep her updated on the latest sighting in Roswell which had everyone so excited, and she'd called this morning to let her know the agents assigned to investigate were being debriefed. "Come up when they're here," she'd said. "I'll get you in." Now she winked at Topolsky before sauntering back to her desk in triumph as Topolsky reflected that her being a woman had finally worked to her advantage. The door closed behind her, and she faced Stevens at his desk, two skeptical looking agents, and no chairs.
"Agent Topolsky, these are Agents Price and Bering," Stevens said. "Agent Price, would you be so kind as to give Agent Topolsky your chair?"
"Oh, no, sir," Topolsky said quickly. "I'll stand."
"No, no," Agent Price objected, rising. "Here, take my seat."
"I'm fine," Topolsky insisted.
"I insist," Agent Price insisted.
The door opened behind them. "Need another chair?" Pam asked brightly, hefting a spare.
A minute later Topolsky was seated between the other two agents and eager to move past her gender, which always seemed to wind up at the top of the agenda. "So, agents," Agent Stevens said to Price and Bering, "what did you find?"
"A whole lot of nothing, sir," Bering answered.
Topolsky folded her hands in her lap and bit her tongue into tiny little pieces as the details slowly emerged. It had never been entirely clear why this sighting, one among dozens, had generated so much interest, and as Bering and Price described hours spent combing miles of forest and interviewing witnesses, it became clear to Topolsky why this one was different. Everyone else, however, had yet to catch up.
"So what caused all the furor?" Stevens asked.
"Don't know, sir," Bering shrugged. "Maybe because one of the witnesses sold his story to Dateline?"
"The press did pick it up quickly, sir," Price added. "Might have just been the media blitz."
Stevens shook his head. "I had the Governor of New Mexico on my tail, gentlemen. The governor doesn't bother with just any old sighting, especially with so many to choose from. What gives?"
"Roswell's mayor was all worked up about it," Price noted.
"But why?" Stevens said. "Roswell's mayor should know better than anyone how often this happens and how little it means. What was different about this one?"
"Don't know, sir," Bering admitted.
"No idea," Price added.
"Valenti," Topolsky said.
All heads turned her way. "Agent Topolsky?" Stevens said.
Topolsky felt Bering's and Price's eyes on her as she looked directly at Stevens. "Valenti was different, sir. His response as described by Agents Bering and Price far exceeds the usual response to reports of "sightings", which typically includes taking a report and filing it away, or maybe sending a deputy to take a cursory look around just so you can say you did. Valenti launched a full scale investigation, blocking off a section of woods and combing it several times over three days. I'm sure the mayor noticed. When the mayor noticed, I'm sure the governor noticed. And when Dateline noticed, I'm sure everyone noticed."
"He was pretty rabid about it, come to think of it," Price allowed. "Word is he ran out there lickety split so he could get there before we did. If I hear the phrase 'feebie goon' one more time, I'm gonna get testy."
"Guy's probably still smarting from that business last fall," Bering added. "Heck, maybe he's a believer now. God knows his old man was."
Topolsky looked at Stevens, who looked away. "So did you find anything around the site?" Stevens asked. "Anything at all?"
"Nothing alien," Price replied. "Nothing but woods, snotty sheriff's deputies, and school kids."
"School kids?" Topolsky said.
"Yeah, they were having some kind of camping trip not too far from the site," Bering answered, shaking his head. "In January, no less. Are they nuts?"
"Guess they caused a stir one night when the dogs thought they'd found something," Price added. "Turned out to be just a few girls who got lost trying to take a leak in the forest. Word is they didn't like outhouses."
"Yeah, I didn't get that," Bering said, shaking his head. "I mean, isn't an outhouse better than squatting over a log? At least an outhouse has a seat."
"That's easy for you to say," Topolsky said. "You can pee standing up."
Bering and Price both flushed as though they'd forgotten she was a she, which would be just fine with Topolsky. "Do you have the names of the students who got lost?" she asked.
Price recovered first. "Yeah, right here," he said, handing her a folder. "We got copies of all the police reports for that area and a list of all the students on the camping trip. Lot of people were picked up for rubbernecking, including the curator of the local UFO museum. Man, that was one weird dude. He was picked up twice, on Friday night and then again on Saturday. Doesn't give up easily, that one."
"And did you see that get-up?" Bering chuckled. "He was wearing so much gear, some people thought he was an alien."
The conversation faded as Topolsky absorbed herself in the police reports. Five minutes later she snapped the folder shut.
"Sir, may I have a word in private?"
There was a moment of confused silence before Stevens answered. "Agents, if there's nothing more, would you please excuse us?"
Bering and Price straggled out, throwing puzzled glances her way and no doubt wondering what she'd found that they'd missed. But of course they'd missed it. They didn't know these people the way she did.
"Agent Topolsky?" Stevens said when the other two had left. "Something on your mind?"
"Sir, I think we need to take another look at this sighting."
"And why is that?"
"Look who was picked up in the woods Friday night," she said, brandishing police reports. "Max and Isabel Evans. Liz Parker. Maria DeLuca."
Stevens took the reports from her and studied them. "Okay," he said finally. "It appears our former suspect followed his sister into the woods. So?"
"So why them?" Topolsky said. "Why Max and Isabel, why Liz and Maria? They're the core group, sir. Why were those four in the woods at the same time?"
"They weren't in the woods at the same time," Stevens said, rifling through the reports. "Parker and DeLuca were picked up over an hour earlier than the Evans kids."
"But look who picked up the Evans kids," Topolsky persisted.
"Sheriff Valenti," Stevens said. "Unsurprising, given that his name is on the school list along with his son's."
"If he was there with Kyle, what was he doing out in the forest picking up the Evans kids?" Topolsky asked.
Stevens smiled faintly. " 'Kyle'? I had no idea you were on a first name basis with Valenti's kid."
"I know all those kids," Topolsky said. "I know a lot of their parents. What was Alex Whitman doing there? I'm willing to bet good money his father hasn't camped a day in his life. Same thing with Isabel Evans; the only place she'd go camping is outside Filene's for the 'Running of the Brides'."
"Your point, agent?"
"Is that there are kids on that list who shouldn't be there, who normally wouldn't be there," Topolsky argued. "So why are they there?"
"Gee, I don't know," Stevens shrugged. "Maybe because they all go to the same school? Because they're friends? Because their dads talked them into a 'Father's Camping Weekend'?"
"Or maybe there's something to this sighting," Topolsky said. "Maybe that's why Max Evans was 'lost' in the woods in the middle of the night, and why Sheriff Valenti was the one who found him. I'll bet he was following Max."
"Okay, now we've entered the land of conjecture," Stevens said, tossing the reports on his desk. "There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that Valenti was 'following' anyone."
"Then why was he out there?" Topolsky demanded.
"Maybe because a Philip Evans reported his kids missing?" Stevens suggested.
"And another thing," Topolsky said, leaning forward and plucking a report out of the stack. "Liz Parker and Maria DeLuca were picked up over a half mile away from the camp site. Why would they have gone so far away just to avoid an outhouse?"
"They got lost, agent," Stevens said patiently. "In the woods. At night. People do that, you know, even big people like us, and that goes double for kids. They get all turned around and wind up further away than they thought."
"It doesn't say how far away Max and Isabel were when Valenti found them," Topolsky persisted. "Why not? That's a detail Valenti's deputies would never have left out, but lo and behold, look who wrote this report—Valenti himself. That's a detail Valenti wouldn't leave out either."
"So what are you getting at, agent? What do you think happened?"
"I think all of those kids went into the woods for reasons that had nothing to do with shy bladders," Topolsky said. "And I think Valenti followed them because Valenti suspects Max too." She hesitated, finally deciding to go for it. "Sir, I think we should take another look at this. I think there are things here Agents Bering and Price didn't see, couldn't see because they didn't know who they were dealing with. I...I think this might very well be a real sighting."
Silence. Topolsky clamped her mouth shut and waited, knowing what the reaction would likely be, but also knowing in her bones she was right. Stevens gave her a measured stare that lasted so long, it was hard not to fidget.
"So," Stevens said, "I send two experienced agents to investigate this, and they found nothing...but you disagree with that."
"Sir, I don't doubt their experience," Topolsky said carefully. "I'm sure they did a thorough job investigating this as far as they were able. But I'm equally sure this doesn't smell right. I know these people. I spent months with them; I know their habits, their quirks, their prejudices. I know them the way only someone who's lived with them can know them, and that's why I know something's off here. There's a reason that particular collection of people were in the woods that night, a reason that has nothing to do with camping trips or sheer proximity."
"I see," Stevens said, nodding slowly. "Would you like to know what I think, agent? I think you're too close to this. I think you're so close to this that you're reading things into it that aren't there. And if I'm wrong...and I admit I've been known to be wrong...there remains the fact that nothing, I repeat, nothing, was found in those woods, not by my agents, not by Valenti, not by anyone. So even if you're right, there's nothing there to investigate. And for the record, I don't think you're right."
"I respectfully disagree, sir," Topolsky said stiffly.
"And that's your prerogative. Thank you for your input. You can go now."
"Sir, I—"
"That will be all, Agent Topolsky. Your opinions have been noted."
"But sir—"
"Dismissed, agent."
Topolsky's swallowed her next objection before rising from her chair. "I appreciate you hearing me out, sir. Thank you."
"You're very welcome, agent," Stevens said. "I'll see you at the birthday party."
Topolsky left the office to find an eager Pamela waiting for her. "Well?" Pam said gleefully. "Did they have anything?"
"Yes," Topolsky said dully. "But they didn't know they had anything. And he didn't believe me when I told him they had something."
"Bummer," Pam remarked. "Hey, all you can do is throw it out there. Sometimes they run with it, sometimes they don't."
"Yeah," Topolsky said heavily. "Thanks for getting me in there, Pam. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a burro to order."
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Artesia, New Mexico
"This room is rather small," Mr. Pritchard said primly, peering over top of his glasses. "But with some extra seating, I think it will do."
"I could bring the kitchen chairs in here," Jaddo suggested. "How many people are you expecting, exactly?"
" 'Exactly'?" Mr. Pritchard sighed, resettling his glasses on his nose. " 'Exactly' is such a difficult concept these days. I asked for R.S.V.P.'s, but do people do that any more? No, they do not. I'm telling you, Mr. Hartman, civility has taken a nosedive. My mother would have killed me if I'd failed to respond promptly to an invitation. Wouldn't yours?"
"No," Jaddo answered.
Mr. Pritchard blinked. "Oh. Well...the fact remains that people these days think nothing of waiting until the last minute, or saying they're coming and then changing their minds, or simply not saying anything at all. All of which creates sheer havoc for those of us like me, like you, who work diligently to plan these important occasions by providing enough space, refreshments, and all the other minutiae which goes into holding a successful event. I'm telling you, I have a good mind to bar entrance to anyone who hasn't responded."
"That can be arranged," Jaddo said.
Mr. Pritchard blinked again. "Oh. Well...I was only joking."
"I wasn't."
"You...you weren't?"
"Of course not. You're absolutely right; no one should be admitted unless they've responded."
Mr. Pritchard blinked several times. "Oh. Well...that would require some kind of door cop, or something—"
"And I'd be happy to volunteer. So," Jaddo continued, "extra seats and a bouncer. Anything else?"
Jaddo suppressed a smile as Mr. Pritchard gaped satisfyingly at his unexpected success. Pritchard was an officious little twit, but word was that he was the "it" parent at school, the one with a seat on every committee, the ear of every administrator, and his nose in everyone's business. Still alert for rumors that he and Tess were moving, the quickest way to quell those rumors was to monitor the man who did the monitoring. To that end he had offered his living room for a parents' meeting concerning that monumental waste of human schoolchildren's time, the "SAT", a lengthy, long-winded exam which supposedly predicted the likelihood of eventual success in college but really only predicted the size of one's bank account given the fees for taking the test, the multiple number of times each student took it, and the cost of preparatory material. No human test posed an obstacle for Tess, of course, whose only problem with the SAT was making certain she didn't ace the practice tests they were given, something she could have done with ease and which would have caused undue attention. She had to be careful to do well enough to evade calls for remedial action, but not so well as to call attention to herself.
"I think that will be all for now," Pritchard was saying, still struggling with the notion of having a bouncer at the door. "I must say, Mr. Hartman, that I appreciate your offer to help me with this. Our children's future is so important, and not only do they not realize that...understandable, I suppose, given that they are, after all, just children...but most parents don't realize it either. I can't tell you how refreshing it is to find a parent who takes his child's future so very seriously."
"Tessie's future is practically all I think about," Jaddo assured him. "And all she thinks about."
"Really?" Pritchard said, surprised. "Well, now, you are blessed. Most teenagers can't think past their next date. Is your daughter dating yet, Mr. Hartman?"
She hadn't better be. "Tess prefers to concentrate on her schoolwork," Jaddo answered. "There'll be time for all that later."
"Oh, my, but you're fortunate!" Pritchard exclaimed. "I can't seem to get Kara interested in anything but boys, and certainly not in her future. Sometimes I simply don't know what to do."
"That's easy," Jaddo said. "Tell her 'no'."
" 'No'...what?"
" 'No' boyfriends," Jaddo said. " 'No' television until her homework is done. 'No' sleepovers, 'no' school dances, 'no' whatever is getting in the way."
Pritchard blinked for the umpteenth time. "Oh. Well...I..."
"It's a single syllable, two letter word," Jaddo said dryly. "Shouldn't be too difficult to say."
"Then it is entirely too bad you didn't follow your own advice."
Jaddo sighed as Pritchard whirled around in surprise at the new voice. Brivari was standing in the front hallway, and he did not look happy.
"Oh!" Pritchard exclaimed. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had company. Allow me to introduce myself; I am—"
"Get out."
Pritchard blanched at Brivari's blunt order, considered the expression on his face, then wisely decided to comply. "We'll...talk later," he stammered to Jaddo, grabbing his briefcase and edging past Brivari, who didn't budge so much as an inch to let him pass.
"Very smooth," Jaddo said after Pritchard had gone. "And rumor has it I'm the one with no manners. Honestly, Brivari, couldn't you at least have waited until he'd left? I was—"
"No," Brivari interrupted severely. "You know, that 'simple, two-letter word' you just referenced? The 'simple two-letter' word that should have occurred to you the very moment you contemplated using one of our allies and my friend to do your dirty work!"
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I'll post Chapter 59 next Sunday.
