ENJOY 
Liz decides that now is the time to get the show on the road. “Well, I’m so glad everyone could come. We’ll get started just as soon as I set the mood.” She pops
John Mayer’s “Your Body Is A Wonderland” in the stereo system, dims the lights and gives directions on what’s gonna happen next. “Ok everybody lets all sit in a circle on the floor.” Indicating a space she just vacated by moving a table slightly out of the way.
Michael walks behind Liz and rubs her shoulders before taking a seat on the floor with everyone else.
Sitting down and getting comfortable Liz looks around at the handsome group. “Ok, thanks for coming. But before we start the game, I need to set some ground rules.
1. This game is no holds barred, if you’re too timid to have a good time, now’s the time to hit the bricks.
2. Whatever happens here stays here, kinda like the Vegas theme. No one is to utter a word of what was said or done here to anyone after the fact, agreed?”
After everyone nods yes in agreement to Liz’s rules she turns to Michael sitting beside her.
Max stands up and starts the game. “Truth or dare Isabel.”
“Me? Oh ok.” She looks around the group but inevitably her gaze falls back to Alex.
Isabel thinks for a minute then answers him. “Truth!”
Everyone groans in response to her answer. Max shushes everyone then looks back at Isabel. “Isabel, tell us about the vision you had after you kissed Alex the day me and Liz were MIA?”
Isabel looks like she’s going to pass out from sheer embarrassment. And Alex looks like he’s gonna hurl.
Looking sharply over at her brother, “Max, how could you, I told you that in confidence!” Isabel folds her hands in her lap and takes a deep breath before she tells everyone what she saw. Max is grinning in delight. “I saw Alex and me naked in bed having sex, ok is everybody happy now?” She says in a rush.
Isabel decides to get her brother back, “Truth or dare Max!
Max answers “Dare.”
“Max I dare you to tell Maria how you really feel about her.”
Max walks over to Maria, nudges her until she’s flat on the floor and straddles her. “Maria, I’ve been trying to fight this, but I can’t.” He looks deeply into her eyes “ I have to tell you I’ve wanted you ever since the first time I saw you in your Crashdown waitress uniform. “
Max leans down and plants an explosive kiss on her. Maria submits to him as he urges her up off of the floor. They run upstairs to Alex’s father’s bedroom hand in hand. Laughter and a slammed door are heard.
The game is interrupted by a knock on the door. It’s Agent Pierce.
When Liz opens the door, Agent Pierce runs in like someone is after him. “I know you’re not gonna believe this but a spaceship just landed and I’m being chased by aliens that are three feet tall, green and slimy! This is the last thing I need.” Looking about frantically, “Can I stay here with you all?”
Michael answers Pierce, “sure you’re more than welcome here, right gang?” Indicating the now vacant couch, “Hey why don’t you pull up a seat and watch us play.”
Everyone in the room smiles and nods in agreement to have Agent Pierce take a seat.
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The game is going strong when there’s another knock on the door. It’s Zan. He’s wearing a Pee-Wee Herman suit and bowtie. His hair is dyed Billy Idol blonde. “Looks like you’re having a party and nobody bothered to invite me, how rude!” He’s standing and holding his left wrist in a very effeminate way. He starts to lick his lips in anticipation of what the evening might bring as he scans the room.
Liz resumes the game. “Zan sit your ass down and shut the fuck up!” Looking at Alex, “Alex, truth or dare?”
“Truth.” He looks at Liz confidently, knowing there isn’t much Liz doesn’t know about him.
“Ok, Alex what’s the one thing we don’t’ know about you?”
Unprepared but willing to shock the hell out of her he answers dreamily, “I’ve always wanted to do Mrs. Evans doggie style.”
Isabel is more than repulsed by that admission and shudders visibly, “Ewww, you don’t wanna fuck me, but you fantasize about my wrinkly old lady?”
Alex gives Izzie a shrug and throws her a smirk.
Tess takes a turn. “Truth or dare Zan.”
Zan purses his lips as he answers quietly. “Dare.”
Tess raises her eyebrows to the challenge. “I dare you to kiss the person you’re attracted to in this room in the mouth.”
Zan takes a thoughtful stroll half way around the circle of people. Then he leans down and plants a fat kiss on…. Michael!
Michael doesn’t fight the kiss; on the contrary he seems to like it.
Liz jumps up and states: “Yee ha go Broke back on him Zan!”
Michael looks up at Zan after the kiss. “Damn Zan, I thought we was gonna keep this between the two of us?”
Zan shrugs, “That would be like quitting you and I just can’t do that.” He says dramatically.
Zan then turns to ask Alex if he and Michael can use a bedroom upstairs.
Alex nods yes but Liz stops them before they head upstairs.
“Hey can I watch?
Michael looks at Zan and then gestures for her to come along.
Zan frowns at her and says, “Stay out of the line of fire, and you won’t get hurt.”
As the three head upstairs, there’s another knock on the door. It’s Kal Langley and Nasedo. Langley speaks while Nasedo just looks at everyone.
“Hello, we were the protectors of the royal four. But then I went to Hollywood and somehow the booze, fame and fortune came to bore the hell out of me.” Pointing at Nasedo standing next to him, “Dipshit here made a deal with a corrupt monarch wanna be then corrupted a young mind and just made an ass out of himself. We now see the error of our ways and wanna go back to Antar. Does anybody know where we can find the Granolith or the spaceship we landed here on?”
Nobody bothers to answer him, as they enter the house. Noticing Agent Pierce sitting on the couch, Langley and Nasedo both go over and shake his hand.
Courtney walks in behind them. “Hey everybody, yeah I know you thought I died. But I made a deal with Nicholas to make it look that way.” She shrugged and took a seat on the floor. “Michael actually thought I meant all those things I said about him being a better king than Max. I just wanted to do him one time. When I realized he couldn’t kiss for shit, I figured it was time to get the hell out of dodge by any means necessary. Whatcha playin’?”
Alex takes one look at Courtney and asks her to play. “Courtney, truth or dare?”
Figuring it out quickly she answers, “Truth.”
Alex crawls seductively over to Courtney. “Do you think I’m sexy?”
“Hot damn! Does this mean we’ll have sex? Let’s do it!” Alex looks at all that remains in the circle.” Whatever you do, don’t come in the basement.” Alex is heard telling Courtney, “I’m gonna turn on the washing machine, plop you on top of it and wear your ass out!” As they leave the room Alex is practically dragging Courtney downstairs.
Kyle looks over at who’s left at the party. It’s him, Tess and Isabel. He then notices Kal Langley pull out a pack of cards. He starts a friendly game of Spades with Pierce and Nasedo.
Isabel gets a gleam in her eye, goes over to Tess and leans down to whisper something in her ear. Both girls stand up and walk over to Kyle grinning like Cheshire cats in heat.
Isabel starts the plan in motion. “Well Kyle it’s just you me and Tess. What are we gonna do about this?”
Tess chimes in. “Yeah Kyle, I know we never appealed to you but hey let’s throw caution to the wind and do what everybody else is doing.” Indicating the Spade players, “besides Nasedo, Pierce and Langley. Let’s leave our troubles behind. Try it, you might find you enjoy sex with two willing alien babes.”
Kyle throws up his hands and says, “Damn, of all the girls here tonight, I end up with you two. Well what the hell let’s get this over with.”
Agent Pierce stares while Isabel unzips and then unbuttons Kyle’s pants, then she leads him onto the floor. Tess leans down and starts to kiss him, while slowly unbuttoning his shirt.
Like a streak of light, Grant Sorenson rushes into the house. He walks quickly past Nasedo, Langley and Agent Pierce still playing cards.
As he walks around a couch he notices Tess, Kyle and Isabel on the floor busily amusing themselves in their ménage-a-trois. Noticing Isabel triggers the reason why he’s there. “Isabel, I’m so glad to see you, where’s your brother Max?”
Isabel doesn’t look nor speak; she’s too into the horsy ride she’s getting on top of Kyle to be bothered.
Grant is getting annoyed to the extent that he starts hollering out Max’s name throughout the house. He makes his way upstairs and comes to the room with Zan, Liz and Michael. He knocks and hollers Max’s name. Liz answers him. “Shut the fuck up you raving idiot, it’s sex going on up in here!”
Grant makes his way through the bedrooms until he finds the one currently occupied by Max and Maria. He slowly opens the door so that he won’t be seen and makes sure he has the right bedroom. He notices that Max is straddling Maria as she’s tied to the bed by her wrists and ankles. Max is singing while she’s begging him to stop.
“More, more, more how do you like it, how do you like it!”
While this is going on, Grant is busy taking his clothes off. After getting completely naked, he walks all the way into the room.
Max stops his pounding of Maria just long enough to notice Grant. “Hey dude, Isabel is downstairs.”
Grant replies as he walks closer to the bed, “I don’t want Isabel, I want you. It’s always been you. You’re my dreamboat Max!”
The sight of Maria being tied up excites Grant. “Max, you’re the one I’ve been waiting for. Tie me up; tie me down, do what you will!” Grant jumps on the bed with both hands out in surrender to Max. “Whip me, beat me, choke me, hurt me!”
Meanwhile downstairs, Agent Pierce looks down at what is happening right in front of him with Kyle, Tess and Isabel and gets an enormous hard on. Realizing there is nobody else available to do but Nasedo and Langley, he asks them a question. “Hey guys ever do a human before?”
Nasedo scratches his head as he ponders the question. “No, I don’t believe I have, what about you Langley?”
Putting down his cards and thinking back, “I was too busy writing to the government to ban lemons to worry about sex with anyone. I hate lemons, the taste, and the smell ewwww! But hey if you two are welling to get it on, I’m game!”
Nasedo throws out his hand and Agent Pierces’ clothes disappear.
Langley waves his hand and a white handkerchief appears in Agent Pierces’ mouth.
Pierce starts jumping around and babbling. Nasedo waves his hand so that he can comprehend what he’s saying. “Goody, I always wanted to be molested by extra-terrestrials!”
Langley grins at Nasedo. “Remember the old days when we used to do human probes, lets add a human sex variation to it just for fun!”
Unbeknownst to the busy revelers inside the outside of the house becomes shrouded in an otherworldly yellow light. The theme from The X-Files is heard so loudly that it wakes up the whole neighborhood. As the music gets louder an alien spacecraft is seen overhead. As soon as the aircraft makes it’s appearance above the house, POOF!
The house and the aircraft disappear. A neighbor walks past the huge, gapping hole where the house had been and shrugs, "And I thought we wanted to leave town!"
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