Author: suicide_eagle_rath
Rating: Adult / Slash
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Melinda Metz, Jason Katims, WB and UPN. They are not mine and no infringement intended. This includes the songs from which the parody is made off of.
Summary: Parody on the following songs
Banana Republic by Jimmy Buffett
Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett
It's Five O'clock Somewhere by Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett
Only one part folks so sing along
It’s 5 o’clock in Roswellian World
Going down to Roswellian World
Got to find a site, another Banana Republic
Got to read some fan fiction
Hoping to read some porn, oops some stories
Some of them go for CC
Called by the lure of soul mate destiny
Trying to find true romance
From the mess that was called the Pilot
Some of them are UC lovers
Daring to tread where none may go
Some are running from polar to slash
Some are running from the die hard bash
And late at night you find them online
In chat rooms far and wide
On sites that claim to have it all
Writing the words while the stars dance over their heads
Spending hours online in html
On a bottle of aspirin & a cherry coke
Writing, the words, change characters to fit the mood
A melody that rhymes or sucks a time or two
First you learn the rules of the board
Soon a word of Roswellian or two
You wear a false mask to protect yourself
For none can trust anyone online anymore
Expatriated Roswellians they feel so alone
Telling themselves the same lies, the story was mine
They want to come back to their home
Down to the Roswellian World, take care
Where dreams are made and dreams are crushed
_____________________
Sipping on my Alien Blast
Watching the sun set in Roswellian World
All of the words are covered in ink
Keyboard sticks, pm’s do blink
Kicked back in the chair
Smelling the frijoles frittata a baking away
Wasting away in the Roswellian World
Searching for the lost fan fiction stories of old
Died hard fans claim it is Tess to blame
But I know it is the FBI’s fault
Never knew the reason
It is all in the three seasons
Nothing to show but all the plot holes
It is a real shame
Hot bods and music
How it got axed, I haven’t a clue
Wasting away in the Roswellian World again
Searching for the lost fan fiction stories of new
Died hard fans claim that Tess is to blame
Hell now I think it could be Nasedo’s fault too
I blew my monitor out
Stepped on the mouse
Threw the coke at the screen
There is conflict in Roswellian World
Factions exist, anger is on the rise
Hang in there, frozen refreshment on the way
Wasting away in the Roswellian World again
Searching for the lost fan fiction stories of repost
Died hard fans claim that Tess is to blame
Damn I know now it is Kivar’s fault
Died hard fans claim that Tess is to blame
Damn I know now it is Kivar’s fault
Wasting away in the Roswellian World
_____________________
The heat is on and fan fiction is movin slow
And so am I
The writing just sits staring like a dead fish
No internal bliss
I not getting paid and this is getting old
The feedback sucks, no one cares
I like to call them all something
Instead I will call it a day
Time to pour me something tall and cool
Make it an ice tea oh hell make it a brew
It is only half past the second page
I don’t care now who fucks who
It is time for lunch, make it a liquid one
This may take half the night
Tomorrow hell I am going to pay
Nasty feedback and pm’s but that is all right
I ain’t had a day off for quite a while
Updates are needed, fans go wild
Gotta chat
Email and pm all the while
Time to pour me something tall and cool
Make it an ice tea oh hell make it a whiskey
It is only half past the second page
I don’t care now who fucks who
I could polish off my plot
Write myself into a stew
Make to page 22
I am low enough?
Can’t help but wonder
What would Max and Michael do?
Michael
Funny you should ask
Me and Max want to mix it up
But Maria and Liz drive us insane
Chopping on our butts
Max and Michael together
Time to pour us something tall and cool
Make it an ice tea oh hell make it a Tequila
It is only half past the second page
We don’t care now who fucks who
Max
He don't care... I don't care
We don’t care now who fucks who
Michael
What time zone is it there?
What country are you in?
Max
Who the hell are you talking to?
Michael
The fans out there, those reading us
Max
You are crazy
Michael
I heard that
Max
You are talking to the air
Michael
I have seen you checking out those words
Max
Okay I have been in the Roswellian World a few times
Michael
See I knew it.
Max
Got to make sure they get my eye color right
Michael
Well where is this little paraody gonna get put… CC, UC, AU, UA, XO, ABC, XYZ, where oh where does this go
Max
Hell if I know
Michael
I can solve this problem, let’s go fuck and make this slash
Max
Sounds good
Michael
Let's get out of here
Max
I'm gone
Michael
Yeah to my bed…
OMG
It’s 5 o’clock
