Primary Tales of Innocence Lost(UC Adult) Complete 06/24/07

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Primary Tales of Innocence Lost(UC Adult) Complete 06/24/07

Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:32 am

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Title: Primary Tales of Innocence Lost

Author: suicide_eagle_rath

Rating: ADULT

Pairing: UC / Slash

Disclaimer: The characters belong to Melinda Metz, Jason Katims, WB and UPN. They are not mine and no infringement intended.

Summary: Parody on the various primary story text books that existed in the mid 1900’s

Author’s note: If you have no sense of humor DO NOT READ
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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:33 am

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Primary Tale One:
See Max, See Michael, See them play



MAX PLAYED.

MAX PLAYED WITH MICHAEL

“LOOK AT ME!” SAID LIZ “I WANT TO PLAY!”

MAX SAID “GOOD! YOU MAY PLAY, LIZ!

“LOOK HERE, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME! PLAY ME LIZ,” SAID MARIA.

“YOU MAY PLAY WITH MARIA.” SAID MAX.

“LOOK HERE, LOOK AT ME.” SAID LIZ, “LOOK AT ME PLAY WITH MARIA.”

MAX LOOKED AT LIZ.

LIZ PLAYED WITH MARIA.

MARIA PLAYED WITH LIZ.

MAX PLAYED WITH MICAHEL.

ALL HAD FUN.

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:58 am

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Primary Tale Two:
Come Max



COME, MAX

COME, COME.

PLAY WITH ME

YES MAX

COME, COME.

OH, MAX

PLAY WITH ME

COME, COME,

PLAY.



Primary Tale Three:
Play Time



LOOK MAX THERE IS MICHAEL.

MAX SEES MICHAEL.

“MICHAEL COME PLAY” SAID MAX

SEE MICAHEL GO DOWN.

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.

PLAY, PLAY, PLAY.

“MAX YOU PLAY NOW,” SAID MICHAEL

SEE MAX GO DOWN.

MAX AND MICAHEL PLAY.

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:51 am

Thanks sylvia37 and Scottie for the feedback…. Yup to those wondering, this is what happens when s_e_r is bored and reverts to a childhood state ... Hope everyone enjoys… I am having a blast with these…lol :D

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Primary Tale Four:
Meet Look See


I. MEET MAX

OH LOOK.

SEE

LOOK AND SEE.

LOOK AT MAX.

MAX SEES MICHAEL

MICAHEL LIKES MAX

MAX LIKES MICHAEL TO PLAY WITH HIM

LIZ LIKE MAX ALSO

MAX LIKES LIZ TO PLAY WITH THEM

Oh LOOK

SEE MAX LIZ MICHAEL PLAY TOGEHTER



II. MEET TESS

OH LOOK AND SEE.

LOOK AT TESS

TESS LOOKS AT MAX

TESS LIKES MAX

TESS CHASES MAX

RUN, MAX, RUN

TESS CATCHES MAX

MAX LIKES WHAT HE SEES

MAX PLAYS WITH TESS

HERE COMES LIZ


III. MEET LIZ

OH LOOK

LIZ SEES MAX AND TESS PLAYING

LIZ WANTS TO PLAY

LIZ SEES MICAHEL LOOKING

MICAHEL LIKES TESS ALSO

MICAHEL WANTS TO PLAY WITH LIZ AND TESS

“LETS PLAY TOGETHER” SAID MAX

TESS LOOKED AT LIZ

TESS LIKES LIZ

LIZ LIKES TESS
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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:32 pm

Thanks Dream Weaver, Scottie, Shadowlynxbehr for the feedback…. What can I say on this next one.. I loved the cat in the books when I was a child .. best part….. I even knew someone who called their cat “Puff”…..lol so the cat has to make an appearance ...well sort of….lol :shock:

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Primary Tale Five:

SEE KITTY


SEE KITTY

KITTY IS SOFT

KITTY PURRS

KITTY IS IN LIZ’S LAP

SEE MAX

MAX WANTS TO PLAY WITH THE KITTY

KITTY LIKES TO BE PLAYED WITH

SEE LIZ SMILE

SEE MAX SMILE

SEE KITTY SMILE

KITTY IS HAPPY

MAX IS HAPPY

LIZ IS VERY HAPPY

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:59 pm

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Primary Tale Six:
New Friends




I. Courtney

THIS COURTNEY

COURTNEY IS A FRIEND

COURTNEY SEES MICHAEL

MICHAEL SEES COURTNEY

MICHAEL AND COURTNEY PLAY

MARIA SEES THEM PLAYING

COURTNEY AND MARIA FIGHT

MICHAEL STOPS THE FIGHT

“FRIENDS DO NOT FIGHT”

“YOU CAN BOTH PLAY WITH ME”

COURTNEY AND MARIA DECIDE TO PLAY WITH EACH OTHER

MICHAEL IS SAD

NO ONE IS PLAYING WITH HIM



2. Alex


“HI I AM ALEX”

ALEX IS LIZ AND MARIA’S FRIEND

“CAN I PLAY WITH YOU?”

“SURE ALEX COME PLAY WITH US.” SAID MAX


ALEX HAS FUN PLAYING WITH MAX AND MICHAEL

THE BOYS PLAY WITH THEIR BALLS

THEY ARE VERY GOOD BALL PLAYERS

THE GIRLS WANT TO PLAY

BUT THEY HAVE NO BALLS



3. ISABEL


THIS IS ISABEL MAX’S SISTER

SHE ALSO WANTS TO PLAY

MICHAEL LIKES ISABEL

ALEX LIKES ISABEL

BOTH WANT TO PLAY WITH ISABEL

SHE IS FUN TO PLAY WITH

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Thu May 03, 2007 2:04 pm

Okay we all know that Dick and Jane were American icons for early learning .. but did everyone know there was are the 2 separate British counterparts called Peter and Jane and Janet and John. Well that bit of information went into ser’s head and came out …. You will see below … enjoy ..lol



Primary Tale Seven:
British Relatives


1. Zan


“LOOK MAX” SAID MICHAEL POINTING “THERE IS ANOTHER YOU”

MAX LOOKED AT WHERE MICHAL WAS POINTING
“THAT IS MY COUSIN ZAN FROM ENGLAND”

“HI ZAN I AM MICHAEL. WANT TO PLAY?”

“HI MICHAEL. I WILL PLAY WITH YOU”

MICHAEL MAX AND ZAN PLAY

LIZ WALKS UP “HI I AM LIZ.”

“HI LIZ, I AM ZAN. WANT TO PLAY WITH US”

“OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING?”

“WAR, ANSWERED MICHAEL “WANT TO BE OUR PRISONER?”

“WHAT DO I DO?” ASKED LIZ

“NOTHING.” SAID ZAN, “WE TIE YOU UP.”

“THEN WHAT?” ASKED LIZ

“NOT SURE WE HAVE NOT GOTTEN THAT FAR” SAID MAX




Primary Tale Seven:
British Relatives


2. Vilandra



“ZAN WHO IS THAT” ASKED MICHAEL

“OH SHE THAT IS MY SISTER”

“HI ZAN, HI MAX WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS?”

“THIS IS MICHAEL AND LIZ.” SAID ZAN “MY SISTER VILANDRA”

“HI MICHAEL” VILANDRA SMILED

“HI VILANDRA” SAID MICHAEL “YOU LOOK LIKE ISABEL.”

“LIZ WHY ARE YOU TIED UP?” ASKED VILANDRA

“WE ARE PLAYING WAR?” SAID LIZ

“CAN I PLAY?” ASKED VILANDRA “I WANT TO PLAY PRISONER.”

“NO,” SAID MICHAEL

“WHY?” ASKED VILANDRA

“WE ALREADY HAVE A PRISONER.”

“SO CANNOT THERE BE TWO PRISONERS.” SAID VILANDRA UPSET

“SURE,” SAID MAX “RIGHT MICHAEL?”

“HI VILANDRA, HI EVERYONE” SAID ISABEL “HI MICHAEL! CAN I PLAY ALSO?”

“YOU AND VILANDRA CAN BE MY PRISONERS.” SAID MICHAEL

“GREAT IDEA MICHAEL MAX AND I CAN PLAY WITH LIZ” SAID ZAN “AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH ISABEL AND VILANDRA.”

“YEAH GOOD IDEA THAT MAKES THREE AND THREE EVEN.” SAID MAX.

“MICAHEL WHAT ARE VILANDRA AND I TO DO,” ASKED ISABEL

“I DON’'T KNOW GUESS SUCK ON A LOLLIPOP WHILE I TIE YOUR LEGS SO YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.” ANSWERED MICHAEL

“OH I LIKE THIS GAME MICHAEL!” SAID VILANDRA.

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Post by suicide_eagle_rath » Wed May 30, 2007 12:47 pm

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Primary Tale Eight:
Same …. Different


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“HEY MICHAEL I JUST SAW YOU AT THE PLAYGROUND” SAID MAX. “YOU LOOKED DIFFERENT.”

“NOT ME MAX I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL DAY” SAID MICHAEL

“HE LOOKED THE SAME LIKE YOU BUT DIFFERENT.” SAID MAX. “HIS HAIR WAS SPIKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE OLD INDIAN FIGHTERS IN THAT BOOK.”

“HUH?” SAID MICHAEL “OH YOU MEAN A MOHAWK?”

“YEAH THAT IS IT.” SAID MAX

“NOPE NOT ME.” SAID MICHAEL “WHAT WAS HE DOING?”

“WELL NOT SURE. HE AND TESS WERE REAL CLOSE HAD THEIR LIPS TOGETHER. THEIR HIPS WERE MOVING BACK AND FORTH AGAINST EACH OTHER.” SAID MAX. “I THINK THEY WERE WRESTLING.”

“REALLY, TESS. LIKE HOW?” SAID MICHAEL “SHOW ME.”

“WELL HE HAD HIS LIPS LIKE THIS.” SAID MAX KISSING MICHAEL.

“WOW THAT FELT GOOD.” SAID MICHAEL KISSING MAX BACK.

“YEAH THAT FEELS GOOD, THEY ALSO GROUND THEIR HIPS TOGETHER LIKE THIS.” SAID MAX GRABBING MICHAEL’S HIPS. “TESS WAS MOANING.”

“IN PAIN?” SAID MICHAEL AS HE GROUND HARD INTO MAX.

“NOT SURE BUT HERE SHE COMES NOW.” SAID MAX “HEY TESS!”

“I AM NOT TESS. I AM AVA.” SAID AVA

“WOW AVA YOU LOOK JUST LIKE TESS.” SAID MICHAEL “BUT YOUR HAIR IS DIFFERENT.”

“AND YOU LOOK LIKE RATH.” SAID AVA

“RATH? WHO IS THAT.” SAID MICHAEL

“MY BOYFRIEND.” SAID AVA COMING CLOSER TO MICHAEL.

“YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND?” SAID MICHAEL “SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM?”

“FAR OFF, WE CAME BY AN SPACESHIP.” SAID AVA KISSING MICHAEL “YOU TASTE DIFFERENT FROM RATH.”

“COOL, SO YOU ONE OF THEM ALIENS?” SAID MICHAEL KISSING AVA BACK. “MAX SAID YOU WERE MOANING. DID RATH HURT YOU?”

“NO.” SAID AVA “RATH WAS MAKING ME FEEL GOOD.” AVA RUBBED UP AGAINST MICHAEL. “YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD?”

“MICHAEL I WANT TO KISS AVA.” SAID MAX KISSING AVA ALSO. “I WANT TO FEEL GOOD.”

“DO YOU KNOW NOW TO PLAY MAX?” ASKED AVA

“SURE WHAT DO WANT TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH?” ASKED MAX

“NO I WANT TO PLAY COWBOY AND RIDE A HORSE” SAID AVA

“WE DON’T HAVE ANY HORSES AVA” SAID MAX

“I CAN MAKE A HORSE.” SAID AVA. “LAY DOWN MICHAEL” AS SHE SAT ON TOP OF MICHAEL.

“WHAT ABOUT ME AVA CAN I PLAY ALSO?” ASKED MAX

“SURE MAX YOU CAN BE A BANDIT AND SNEAK IN THE BACK ENTRANCE.” SAID AVA RAISING HER BARE BOTTOM

“LIKE THIS?” SAID MAX

“YES!” SCREAMED AVA “NOW MOVE BACK AND FORTH.”

“LIKE THIS?” ASKED MAX MOVING HIS HIPS BACK AND FORTH.

“YES.” SAID AVA ALSO DOING THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT MOVING UP AND DOWN ON MICHAEL. “YOUR THINGIE IS THE SAME AS MICHAEL’S BUT DIFFERENT. BOTH FEEL GOOD.”

“YES AVA THIS FEELS REAL GOOD.” SAID MICHAEL

“I WANT TO PLAY BANDIT WITH MICHAEL NEXT.” SAID MAX

“MICHAEL EVER PLAY LEAP FROG?” ASKED AVA

“YEAH.” SAID MICHAEL

“OKAY GET IN LEAP FROG POSITON ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES.” SAID AVA “I SHALL BE IN FRONT OF YOU” SAID AVA AS SHE BACKED HERSELF ONTO MICHAEL.

“THAT FEELS GOOD AVA,” SAID MICHAEL

“NOW MAX GET BEHIND MICHAEL.” SAID AVA

“LIKE THIS AVA?” ASKED MAX AS HE SLID INTO MICHAEL.

“SEE WE ARE ALL IN THE SAME LINE” SAID AVA “EACH IS PLAYING WITH ANOTHER BUT DIFFERENT.”

“I LIKE THIS GAME AVA.” SAID MICHAEL MOVING HIS HIPS FORWARD AND BACKWARD WITH MAX.

“DO YOU WAN TO PLAY LIKE ALIENS MAX, MICHAEL?” ASKED AVA

“SURE AVA.” SAID MAX. “WHAT DO WE DO?”

“YOU BOTH SUCK ON YOUR THINGIES TOGETHER WHILE I PROBE YOU.” SAID AVA

“OKAY AVA. ME FIRST.” SAID MAX “HERE MICHELE LET ME SUCK YOU. AVA GO AHEAD AND PROBE ME.”

HEY AVA SAID RATH AS HE WALKED UP. “PLAYING WITH THE HUMANS”

“YES RATH.” SAID AVA “WANT TO SLID INTO ME WHILE I PROBE MAX OR DO YOU WANT TO PROBE MAX?”

“AVA SIT ON MY LOOK-ALIKE’S FACE. HE CAN SUCK YOU AS MAX SUCKS HIM. BUT DIFFERENT.” SAID RATH AS HE CAME UP BEHIND MAX AND SLID IN

<CENTER>MORAL OF THESE TALES:
ALIEN SEX ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE
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