You Can Gloat Now Ladies....
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You Can Gloat Now Ladies....
Yes, you can look your man in the eye and say...."I told you so!" Missus KK certainly did when we made our nightly phone call yesterday.
I was watching a show on TV last night where they were interviewing a lady coroner and throwing out a few statistics.
The leading cause of mortality among American males between the ages of 1 and 44?
Accidents.
Apparently a man is two and a half time more likely to get himself killed by accident than a woman is.
Not only that, but the majority of those accidents fall under the heading of "stupid and preventable". Example Given: Some guys are moving a child's swing set in a pickup truck when one of them decides it would be clever and daring to swing on it as it's being driven down the road. You can write your own ending.
Yes, the facts don't lie. Women are smarter and have more common sense than men do. Which makes you wonder why the girls haven't overthrown our rule long before now. They could probably do it in a walk, with time to get their nails done afterwards. *g*
Rick
PS....You know, it never hit me before, but every year they bring out the Darwin Awards. I can't recall the last time that I saw a woman win a Darwin Award.
I was watching a show on TV last night where they were interviewing a lady coroner and throwing out a few statistics.
The leading cause of mortality among American males between the ages of 1 and 44?
Accidents.
Apparently a man is two and a half time more likely to get himself killed by accident than a woman is.
Not only that, but the majority of those accidents fall under the heading of "stupid and preventable". Example Given: Some guys are moving a child's swing set in a pickup truck when one of them decides it would be clever and daring to swing on it as it's being driven down the road. You can write your own ending.
Yes, the facts don't lie. Women are smarter and have more common sense than men do. Which makes you wonder why the girls haven't overthrown our rule long before now. They could probably do it in a walk, with time to get their nails done afterwards. *g*
Rick
PS....You know, it never hit me before, but every year they bring out the Darwin Awards. I can't recall the last time that I saw a woman win a Darwin Award.
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Yeah, if it's the way men lead countries and fight war which bring them to death, let's women do it and maybe men will live more and we will have peace...
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Let's keep the invective to a minimum, shall we? This was intended to be cute and funny....as well as a statement of what any married man knows.
That his wife is right most of the time. At least mine is.
Rick
That his wife is right most of the time. At least mine is.
Rick
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-- Henry Jenkins
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Bravo for you!LovinGuerin2Much wrote:lol, that was funny and I am going to TRY not to gloat too much...heh
I'm going to agree with Lorastar though... I am more often right than my boyfriend. It's gotten to the point though where I don't even say anything anymore... I just sit back and wait for the entertainment.
This way I don't sit there making him feel bad - especially since he's going to do it anyways. Of course this from the man who lit a concrete boat deck on fire with the rest of his friends. Of course their instructor made them fix and clean said deck... but still.
Ashley